Sunday, February 24, 2008

Welcome Home, Testosterone!

I’ll be glad to have Husband back home soon. He left this weekend for a military trip. I did miss him. Although I admit, I might have let out a small grin when I first realized that the remote control and the TV were mine, all mine. [evil laugh time: Mwahahaha!] Without the influence of his testosterone in our place, I nearly worked myself up in a feminine frenzy. Though I’m not a girlie girl, I still managed to: 1) paint my toe nails pink 2) watch shows that did not include explosions, science, or scientific explosions 3) do a little shopping 4) watch a show about brides wearing large poufy dresses 5) consume large amounts of chocolate And, to top it off, as if I didn’t already sound like a walking stereotype for all things estrogen: 6) catch the end of When Harry Met Sally, the ultimate chick flick and one of my favorite movies I enjoyed my weekend, but I’ll be glad to have the dose of testosterone back. It’ll be the perfect cure for my hangover from chocolate and What Not to Wear episodes.

5 comments:

trying said...

I found your blog from another one and its hiliarious!

it is nice to have a little solitude time, especially when your used to having so much alone time anyways. but its even nicer when they come back isnt it! (especially in my house where I maintain control of the remote at all times Mwwwahahahaa!)

Playful Professional said...

Sometimes it's nice just to have your own girl time. I've begun to relish that time now that my husband is studying so much in school. I really do like to just lay in bed and read or watch What Not to Wear or something else he wouldn't want to do.

Daniel Bruckner said...

I agree with playful, every once in a while it's nice not to have to share a bed with a hairy man in the military.

Domestic Spaz said...

Perfect! My testosterone never leaves so I would welcome a little break so I could miss him. LOL!

Reynie said...

Girl, I am so with you on owning the remote control and not having to watch science or explosions or both! I would be okay if I never had to see another episode of "Myth Busters!"