Friday, February 15, 2008

I think my perfume must be defective

I hardly ever wear perfume. But I figured yesterday that since it was Valentine’s Day, I might as well wear it. Husband walked in the door, and smiled at me, saying: “Something smells good in here!” I grinned, pleased that he noticed my perfume. “I know what it is,” he said. He pauses, and I smile, waiting for his answer. “You made Texas toast!” Nope, I sure didn’t. I frown, and then he sniffs the air again. He smiled again, looking at me, and said, “Wait…it’s not that. It’s microwave popcorn!” Wrong again. I think Husband should get his money back on the perfume he bought me for Christmas. Or maybe I should switch from Ralph Lauren to Orville Redenbacher. It would be much cheaper - and tastier, too!

3 comments:

The Wade's said...

Too funny!

southeastcountrywife said...

lol. i know how you feel. i've given up wearing perfume for my husband as he can't smell it--even straight out the bottle! he can, however, smell anything to do with food. i say that i should go into business manufacturing perfume's with food smells...cookies, crumble, etc...guys would love to buy it for their women! :)

thanks for visiting my blog and commenting, btw. please come back--you are welcome any time. meanwhile, i'm going to go keep reading here...

Kristen M. said...

I've given up on trying to impress my husband. I once had a friend give me a fabulous makeover (I rarely wear make-up otherwise) and he didn't even notice. At least I know that he is attracted to me and not my make-up, haircut or perfume (which he never notices either!)