You know you’ve probably had too much pizza when….
1) You’ve only lived in an area for 2 short months, and you already have the number for the pizza place memorized.
2) Your husband goes to pick up the pizza at said pizza place, and they say, “I remember you…you’re in here a lot.”
I wonder if they also remember that we always buy the pizza with a coupon (why pay full price?), so they remember us not just as frequent-pizza-eaters, but as cheap-frequent-pizza-eaters.
This would probably be enough for most rational people to swear off pizza for a while. But, not us. Next time I’ll just have to send Husband out for pizza with a fake name and a disguise…